Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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