Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
