You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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