he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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