i already hear my dad disowning me
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
you have to choose: penises or morals?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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