Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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