YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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