Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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