her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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