My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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