I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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