I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
