I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I can feel your judgement through the phone
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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