He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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