I want to have your abortion
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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