THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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