Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
this is an emotional support booty call
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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