Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I still have a little drunk in my system
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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