we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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