I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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