can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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