More tranny stories later!
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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