This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
