I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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