idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
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They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
