He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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