what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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