Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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