Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Randomize
