maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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