you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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