i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
