we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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