College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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