I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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