There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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