i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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