Fuck appropriateness.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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