oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Welp...herpes.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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