Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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