yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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