forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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