any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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