If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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