you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
