I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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