Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
