Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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