Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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