I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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