where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Randomize
